List of joke vehicles

Joke vehicles are vehicles that the developer only has access to. Usually, they are an overextended version of a vehicle such as the Tower of Power.

Heavy Destroyer

 * Toweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer of Power: Tower of Power, but twenty-four times higher than usual. The developer states the health is also multiplied by 24 and the shield is multiplied by 24.5. Given the calculations, this means the Toweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer of Power is 960,000 and the Shield is 306,250. (original health: 40000 and 12500)
 * Luxury Nimitz: A Nimitz with 100x more HP and a 95% damage resistance. It has been heavily modified to resemble a cruise liner.
 * Allure of the Earth: The largest cruise liner, Allure of the Seas, but with multiple tank tracks thrown on.

Super-Heavy Cruiser

 * Titanic: When it spawns, it recieves a 75% damage bonus (by others) and when fully destroyed ( it has 13,170,000 health, which is the amount of passengers on the Titanic at the time of it's sinking times loads) it plays a clip from a very bad recorder version of the Titanic theme and sinks into the ground.
 * Chicken: Farts out thousands of chicken missiles. Automatically. Good thing it has 10 HP.

Rogue Carrier

 * Executor: You could formerly get this enormous carrier.
 * Space Viking Ship: Resembles a mixture of the Endurance from Interstellar and a normal viking ship. A fictional flag is on the eastern side of the ship's bow resembling a heavily modified US flag, with the stars aligned to form the constellation of Scorpius.
 * GET THY WATER: Fires a bootleg firework which then burns anything in a 100 km radius. This is large enough to cover 2/3rds of the whole map, but does not affect spawns.

Super-Heavy Carrier

 * Singapore: A replica of the building in which Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un shook hands and signed papers during their summit on June 12.
 * Enterprise: A ownable vehicle, however heavily modified stats (Dev version: 95, normal version: 45)

Mothership

 * die super mächtige Omega-Traktion was auch immer oh nein, was ist das Cruiser-Tank-Ding vier Billiarden Heck nein das ist nicht Texas du südlicher Idiot Ich beat the America New York Hon Hon Hon BSSALSFLASFLAFLASFL: For a tank with such that name, you'd expect a stupidly overpowered thing. But no, it's a mixture of American, French, German, Southern, and even European stereotypes. Baguettes are missiles, the tank is a modified version of the Patriot, Bratwursts (a hotdog) are the shields, Texas is the shield deflection sign and the European Union flag is the tank's manufacturer. The name means "the super mighty omega traction whatever oh no, what is the cruiser tank thing four quadrillion stern no that is not texas you southern idiot i beat the america new york hon Hon Hon BSSALSFLASFLAFLASFL ".